Blonde Joke

THE FOURTH OF JULY...WHAT...WHEN...I MISSED IT....CRAP....I SLEPT THROUGH IT....FIREWORKS....Wake up...Here is your medicine......i'll take care of Zion (igotsagoodMAN)...you just sleep.....102* temp....Angel......are you ok.....???

YUP...but WHY................

when I do get Sick ........which is not very often...

does it happen on the WEEKEND????WHY? so i'm good now...back up and running....

Magic Mirror
AskMen.com

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies' room there is a very special mirror.

If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted.

However, if one tells a lie then with a “POOF!” they are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

So, a redhead of questionable beauty walks into the ladies' room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." “POOF!” The mirror swallows her whole.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." “POOF!” The mirror swallows her too.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think... " “POOF!”

How to Go Green
Simple tips that everyone can apply to their lives to help protect the environment and save money at the same time. Let's "Go Green!"
Step1

Lights out! Turn off your lights and televisions when you leave a room. .
Step2

Start recycling plastic bottles instead of just throwing them away. You can also recycle paper, like newspapers. Always make sure you recycle cans and glass bottles also. Some states give you your 10 cent deposit back for them.
Step3

Reduce emissions from your automobile by tuning up your car, inflating your tires, and taking it easy on the brake and gas. Check out my other articles to find out how to reduce automobile emissions even more so.

Step4

You can change all of your regular incandescent light bulbs with a compact fluorescent light bulb which are more efficient.
Step5

Move your thermostat up 2 degrees in the summer and down 2 degrees in the winter. You can save 2,000 pounds of carbon dioxide each year.

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