A man's wife had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet he had stayed by her bedside every day.
One day, when she came to, she motioned him to come nearer.
She whispered, eyes full of tears:
"You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When my health started failing, you were by my side.
You know what?"
"What dear?",
"What dear?",
he gently asked.
"I think you are bad luck",
"I think you are bad luck",
she said...lol