A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.
"Doc, you've got to help me.
I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?"
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies.
No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem.
Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror.
Tell yourself that
you are a good person,
a fun person,
and an attractive person.
But say it with real conviction.
Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor."It worked alright.
For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?" "I don't have a problem," the man replied.
"My wife does."
Low self-esteem
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.
The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.
Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said,
"Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem.
It is very common among losers."
Loud, mad, or sad
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked,
"How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered,
"A basketball coach?"
